amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

(via eleanqr)

1428-elm-street:

Grace Kelly in Alfred Hitchcock’s 'To Catch a Thief' (1955)

(via fuckyeahvintage-retro)

nayx:

fstw:

French fries in a milkshake is gross and bad and you should feel gross and bad

im sorry but hes right

(via maahammy)

homophobic:

if u dip ur fries in ur milkshake and eat that shit ur gross

(via maahammy)

rosaparking:

If u dont dip ur fries in ur mcflurry u have no friends

Please delete

(via blastortoise-chan)

All of ypu delete your blogs why would you ruin your crispy french fries by dipping them in MILK

fstw:

fstw:

🍭🍺🏇🔛

Sleep on yourselves but not me

slow-riot:

*Greasy haired teenager in a Led Zeppelin shirt voice* A laptop isn’t an instrument 

i will not stand for this shit

(via fstw)

beinggigantic:

*steps over the border into california* 

*red hot chili peppers plays*

(via slaidan)

(Source: this-it-yurye, via maahammy)

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

(via blastortoise-chan)

saddeer:

I don’t understand why people are so quick to defend themselves like if you hurt someone’s feelings you should apologize not justify why you did it

(via h0odrich)

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